A few years ago I did try to make and keep some resolutions. Guess how that turned out?
So this year, if I want to change my life, I'll do it when I feel like it. And I'm too lazy to care right now. That's why this is my reaction to being asked "what's your new year's resolution?"
So while everyone else is acting all smug about their self-betterment, here are the ten resolutions that I'm not going to try to make this year...
Watch Less TV
Control My Temper
Be a Better Mother
And when I think of the rest of you going to the gym and learning how to knit and putting your money in a "swear jar"....
Happy New Year!