12.30.2013

Top 10 New Year's Resolutions I'm NOT Making

It's about that time.... New Year's Resolution time! I hate this time of year. There's too much pressure. If you want to do better for yourself, fine, go for it... (you don't have to wait for January 1st, but okay, fine). But don't give me the guilt trip for not jumping on the band wagon.

A few years ago I did try to make and keep some resolutions. Guess how that turned out?


So this year, if I want to change my life, I'll do it when I feel like it. And I'm too lazy to care right now. That's why this is my reaction to being asked "what's your new year's resolution?"



So while everyone else is acting all smug about their self-betterment, here are the ten resolutions that I'm not going to try to make this year...

Eat Healthier


Exercise More


Drink Less


Save Money


Read More


Watch Less TV


Get Organized


Control My Temper


Be a Better Mother


Quit Cursing


And when I think of the rest of you going to the gym and learning how to knit and putting your money in a "swear jar"....


Happy New Year!

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