The ESC Reads Fifty Shades of Grey... so you don't have to

Did anyone else see the 50 Shades of Grey trailer? The movies looks... about as bad as the book! In case you've forgotten how bad the book was (or were smart enough to never have read it in the first place) here's a little resource for you: The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey... so you don't have to. Chapter-by-chapter critiques of the first book courtesy of the Evil Slut Clique.

Unfortunately, we had to stop at Chapter 11... partly because we discontinued the Evil Slutopia blog, but also because we just had to stop reading that damn book. But here is a look at the first eleven chapters...

• Meet Mr. Grey
• The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 1
• The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 2
• The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 3
• The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 4
• The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 5
• The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 6
• The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 7
• The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 8
• The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 9
• The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 10
• The ESC Reads 50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 11