The Vampire Diaries: Let's Do The Time Warp Again

This episode jumps around locations (and time periods) a shit ton... between present-day Savannah and Mystic Falls, plus three separate "versions" of 1994 Mystic Falls. Again, it's got another great song-title episode name. Best season ever as far as episode names. This totally blows "50 Shades of Grayson" away.


The Vampire Diaries: The Dog Bite Girl & The Douchebag

In this week's episode of The Vampire Diaries, we learn that happy Elena is even more annoying than unhappy Elena. (This recap is a little late because my neighbors decided to wake me up at 2am being drunk idiots... so I'm moving in slow motion today. Sorry.)


The Vampire Diaries: Season 6 Premiere

The Vampire Diaries are back and unfortunately so is Matt Davis. Yes, Alaric is back from the dead and everyone is thrilled -- except for me.


One of the best messages?

OKCupid thinks that this is "one of the best messages" that I have received. This is why OKCupid sucks.

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